Just like when I got married!

Check this out!!! Hello, next wedding right Seth?!?!

10 on Tuesday~ Things you never thought you'd say!

Before I was a mother I would have no reason to say any of these. Now I said most of them before 8 this morning.
1. Don't put your penis in the train track, it might get stuck.
2. Salami is not lotion, it's a breakfast food.
3. Come inside or something will bite your penis.
4. Elephant seals do poop.
5. Mommy's boobies like to stay in her bathing suit.
6. John where are your shoes?
7. Was the milk chunky?
8. That is what we like to call volcano poop.
9. It's only a *little* poop, just rub it in.
10. John, were is the rest of the pee?

If you need more explanation, leave a comment and I'll explain!

New Interview

Here is an updated version of the same interview. Not as cute when you know all the answers
How old are you? 2

How old is mommy? 2

How old is daddy? 2

How old is Colin? He's a baby.

How do you bake a cake? You stir it! (Making stirring motion)

What's your daddy's name? Sef

When's your birthday? May fifth.

What's your favorite color? Blue.

What's your favorite animal? An elephant

What's your favorite food? Pizza!

What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor.

Silly mommy, these questions are easy* added by mommy who was given the look!