10 on Tuesday~ Things you never thought you'd say!

Before I was a mother I would have no reason to say any of these. Now I said most of them before 8 this morning.
1. Don't put your penis in the train track, it might get stuck.
2. Salami is not lotion, it's a breakfast food.
3. Come inside or something will bite your penis.
4. Elephant seals do poop.
5. Mommy's boobies like to stay in her bathing suit.
6. John where are your shoes?
7. Was the milk chunky?
8. That is what we like to call volcano poop.
9. It's only a *little* poop, just rub it in.
10. John, were is the rest of the pee?

If you need more explanation, leave a comment and I'll explain!